🌸 2027 Funny Calendar for Tired-Ass Women — 12 Months of Sarcasm

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A 2027 Calendar for the Friend Who Gives You That Look

You know the look. Someone schedules a meeting that could’ve been an email, and your eyes meet across the table. With pink roses on the cover and “Fuck it” in gold script, this calendar says the part you both keep to yourselves.

Black 2027 calendar cover with pink roses and “Fuck it” in gold script.

Every month has something to say

Flip through 12 months of floral artwork and sarcastic sayings. May’s advice? “Thou shalt not take shit!” There’s a fresh line waiting each time you turn the page.

The floral cover beside a preview of the twelve monthly calendar pages.

Room for the plans you actually want to keep

Pencil in birthdays, appointments and that Friday lunch you keep meaning to book. The monthly grid gives you the whole month at a glance. Use the fold-back stand on your desk or the hanging loop on your wall.

Size: 11.2 in high × 8.3 in wide (28.5 × 21 cm), approximately 0.43 in (1.1 cm) thick.

May’s floral quote and writable calendar grid, with dimensions and desk or wall display options.

She’ll get the joke before she opens it

Wrap it for your work bestie, your sister or the friend who always has the perfect comeback. The cover gets the Christmas laugh. Come January, she’s got a place to write down your next coffee date.

Two women sharing a laugh with the floral calendar beside a Christmas tree.

One for her desk. One for yours.

If the same name popped into your head the moment you read the cover, you already know who to give it to. Keep a copy for yourself and compare favorite pages as the year goes on.

Two copies of the spiral-bound floral calendar displayed side by side.

For the whole group chat

Some inside jokes belong on everyone’s desk. Pick your gift option below and give your favorite people a reason to text you on the first of every month.