{"product_id":"2027-funny-mental-health-calendar-for-tired-ass-women-monthly-humorous-word-quotes-sarcastic-office-stationery-coworker-gift-eases-stress-enables-easy-planning-elevates-mood","title":"🌸 2027 Funny Calendar for Tired-Ass Women — 12 Months of Sarcasm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    #{{ calendar_id }} {\n      max-width: 760px;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      overflow: hidden;\n      background: #fcf9f4;\n      color: #302729;\n      border: 1px solid #e4dcd3;\n      border-radius: 14px;\n      font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n      font-size: 17px;\n      line-height: 1.55;\n      text-align: left;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} .cal-section {\n      padding: clamp(22px, 4vw, 32px) clamp(16px, 4vw, 32px);\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} .cal-section + .cal-section {\n      border-top: 1px solid #e4dcd3;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} h2,\n    #{{ calendar_id }} h3 {\n      margin: 0 0 9px;\n      color: #442532;\n      font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n      font-weight: 600;\n      line-height: 1.15;\n      letter-spacing: -0.025em;\n      text-transform: none;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} h2 {\n      font-size: clamp(29px, 5vw, 39px);\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} h3 {\n      font-size: clamp(23px, 4vw, 30px);\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} p {\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #372e30;\n      font-size: inherit;\n      line-height: inherit;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} img {\n      display: block;\n      width: 100%;\n      max-width: 100%;\n      height: auto;\n      margin: 14px 0 0;\n      border: 0;\n      border-radius: 8px;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} .cal-form {\n      display: grid;\n      gap: 9px;\n      margin: 18px 0 0;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} label {\n      color: #302729;\n      font-size: 16px;\n      font-weight: 700;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} select,\n    #{{ calendar_id }} button {\n      width: 100%;\n      min-height: 48px;\n      padding: 12px 14px;\n      border-radius: 8px;\n      font: inherit;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} select {\n      border: 1px solid #a99c96;\n      background: #fffdf9;\n      color: #302729;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} button {\n      border: 1px solid #b7808a;\n      background: #ecc6ce;\n      color: #362029;\n      font-weight: 700;\n      line-height: 1.35;\n      cursor: pointer;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} button:hover {\n      background: #e5b8c2;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} button:disabled {\n      background: #e7e1dc;\n      color: #57504d;\n      border-color: #c9c0b9;\n      cursor: default;\n    }\n\n    #{{ calendar_id }} :focus-visible {\n      outline: 3px solid #744257;\n      outline-offset: 3px;\n    }\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"{{ calendar_id }}\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA 2027 Calendar for the Friend Who Gives You That Look\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the look. Someone schedules a meeting that could’ve been an email, and your eyes meet across the table. With pink roses on the cover and \u003cstrong\u003e“Fuck it”\u003c\/strong\u003e in gold script, this calendar says the part you both keep to yourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/1_69782998-cf6e-403b-9624-2ee818013c7a.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"Black 2027 calendar cover with pink roses and “Fuck it” in gold script.\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEvery month has something to say\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlip through \u003cstrong\u003e12 months of floral artwork and sarcastic sayings\u003c\/strong\u003e. May’s advice? “Thou shalt not take shit!” There’s a fresh line waiting each time you turn the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/6_cdb7ea99-f729-41b5-b8c7-d3c2a3267557.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"The floral cover beside a preview of the twelve monthly calendar pages.\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRoom for the plans you actually want to keep\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePencil in birthdays, appointments and that Friday lunch you keep meaning to book. The monthly grid gives you the whole month at a glance. Use the fold-back stand on your desk or the hanging loop on your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11.2 in high × 8.3 in wide (28.5 × 21 cm), approximately 0.43 in (1.1 cm) thick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/5_0116e7ab-e075-4195-b14a-201f23ebb43e.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"May’s floral quote and writable calendar grid, with dimensions and desk or wall display options.\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShe’ll get the joke before she opens it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it for your work bestie, your sister or the friend who always has the perfect comeback. The cover gets the Christmas laugh. Come January, she’s got a place to write down your next coffee date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/2_d72a3f4c-a3f7-40a1-9696-e9cbb6bcfa80.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"Two women sharing a laugh with the floral calendar beside a Christmas tree.\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOne for her desk. One for yours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the same name popped into your head the moment you read the cover, you already know who to give it to. Keep a copy for yourself and compare favorite pages as the year goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/3_120534e3-a7d0-4258-a98d-763a53aa6385.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"Two copies of the spiral-bound floral calendar displayed side by side.\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"cal-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor the whole group chat\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome inside jokes belong on everyone’s desk. Pick your gift option below and give your favorite people a reason to text you on the first of every month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/4_167dc945-d947-41a4-8300-cb5a2b23f3ba.webp?v=1794020131\" alt=\"Three floral 2027 calendars arranged together as a group gifting idea.\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e {% form 'product', product, id: calendar_form_id, class: 'cal-form' %} {% if form.errors %}\n\u003cdiv role=\"alert\"\u003e{{ form.errors | default_errors }}\u003c\/div\u003e\n{% endif %} {% if product.has_only_default_variant %} \u003cinput type=\"hidden\" value=\"{{ selected_variant.id }}\"\u003e {% else %} \u003clabel for=\"{{ calendar_id }}-option\"\u003eChoose your calendar option\u003c\/label\u003e\u003cselect id=\"{{ calendar_id }}-option\" required=\"\"\u003e{% for variant in product.variants %}\n\u003coption value=\"{{ variant.id }}\"\u003e{{ variant.title | escape }} · {{ variant.price | money_with_currency | strip_html }} {% unless variant.available %} — Sold out{% endunless %}\u003c\/option\u003e\n{% endfor %}\u003c\/select\u003e{% endif %} \u003cinput type=\"hidden\" name=\"quantity\" value=\"1\"\u003e \u003cbutton type=\"submit\" name=\"add\"\u003e {% if product.available %} Add to Cart{% if product.has_only_default_variant %} · {{ selected_variant.price | money_with_currency | strip_html }}{% endif %} {% else %} Sold Out {% endif %} \u003c\/button\u003e {% endform %}\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e{% endif %}\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"0474","offers":[{"title":"1pack","offer_id":68277970796695,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2pack","offer_id":68277970829463,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5016\/9239\/files\/1_69782998-cf6e-403b-9624-2ee818013c7a.webp?v=1794020131","url":"https:\/\/thenuvaro.com\/zh\/products\/2027-funny-mental-health-calendar-for-tired-ass-women-monthly-humorous-word-quotes-sarcastic-office-stationery-coworker-gift-eases-stress-enables-easy-planning-elevates-mood","provider":"thenuvaro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}